STIMULUS PACKAGE AT WORK
$30 Million Project -
Saving & Preserving the Red-Bellied Harvest Mouse
HELP WANTED / 15 NEW Positions Open
1 – Senior Executive ($500K) – Experience in overseeing all aspects of Rodent Care Facilities Operations and Management
1 – Chief Operating Officer ($300K) - with expertise in setting up rodent management and care facilities that meet very strict environmental specifications
1 – Chief Rodent Scientist ($300K) - able to oversee all management and testing for subtle changes in native habitats, especially with regard to percentage changes of salt content
1 – IT Project Manager ($250K) - capable of working with complex scientific databases and deal with seeds and pollen in the work environment and work with individuals who place a higher value on the life of rodents than they do people
4 – Rodent Nurse Practitioners ($137K) - able to respond to all medical needs of rodents and especially must be capable of responding with emergency care including setting up mass feedings and triage tents (on-call 24/7)
7 – General Assistants ($75K) –must be capable of taking orders and be able to perform small menial tasks including requests made on the whims of the senior executives which may include running out for coffee and donuts or picking their child up from daycare or doing their laundry or their personal income taxes
Qualified Applicants Need these Requirements:
Must be computer literate. Must be literate. Must be open to working odd hours, often under moonlight. Must enjoy the outdoors. Must have special sensitivities to small animals. Must like rodents. Must not be allergic to the glasswort plant. Must be willing to wade into salt water marshes. Must be able to distinguish on sight various subspecies of rodents. Must not fear snakes.
· Location: San Francisco / Bay Area
· Compensation Range: $75,000 - $500,000/ yr
· Principals Only. No Recruiters Please.
· No Phone Calls About This Job.
· Send Resume to Nancy Pelosi via Internet Only.